Guru: The greatest bikes on earth

Triathlon Forum
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Yeah you all heard me GURU the greatest. Other bike firms are just nothings to the greatness of the Guru.

Gerard you are dead to me. Here I am for months loosing more and more of what little credablity I had this board talking up your bikes, keeping the company name in posts that had nothing to do with triathlon and you won’t even clue me in on a carbon P3. A CARBON P3!!!

I TURNED DOWN A CUSTOM MADE ELITE RAZOR FOR YOU! A CUSTOM MADE PIECE OF SEX ON WHEELS OUT OF BLIND BELIEF IN YOU AND YOU WANT EVEN LET ME IN A LITTLE!!!

I hate you.

(I will be drinking myself into a coma if you need me.)

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who is whoes bitch now?

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Tibbs:

You don’t need alcohol, you need this:

http://www.psyweb.com/Drughtm/chlor.html

-Robert
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Might drive down the price of used P3’s my brother.

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Misuer Vroomen,

How would you like the poultry section of the menu served?
Fried, BBQ’d, or Baked Crow?
Aluminum is the best material my ass!

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Are their pictures of the Carbon P3? Or are we taking Tom’s word for it? He hasn’t posted any pictures, and I know there are theories he isn’t even at Interbike, and is just making up crazy rumors in his basement. Please post some bike porn of this carbon P3…

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They are in Tom’s THread, but farther down.

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I have just soiled my drawers.