Just read an article about Jacques Maritain, who found himself in a sort of exile from France during WWII. (In America) He aided the Allied effort by giving radio addresses to France and by writing books which the Army Air Corps airdropped over his home country. Writing to a friend about it, he said, “You can imagine thus my philosophy falling from Heaven!”
Apropos of nothing, really, but there was a man who knew how to seize an opportunity for a great one-liner.
“all persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental and should not be construed. No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.”
— K. Vonnegut
AND
“when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro”
—HST
You mean “HST” right? 
yup. cant type or spell worth a goddamn. apparently didn’t even bother to wait til barstow … the fat bastard, bats and all.
An elderly American stands inline at customs /Paris France .
The agent says “your passport please” . The American says I didn’t need a passport last time I was here, "Zis is impossible missuer ",when were you here last ,asks the agent.
It was D-day Omaha beach ,I stepped off a Higgins boat , even if I had a passport then , there were NO Frenchmen around to hand it to.