Who’s in for this dandy? I am not- HOWEVER, if you see trianthes walking down the street give him a swift kick in the crotch as he will be toeing the line on Sunday.
Anthes, my advice- eat nothing but crab cakes, watermelon, dried cherries and sip a blend of chocolate soy milk and Mr. Pibb right up and through the start. You should be good to go.
My best races were always run after following this diet. I also left my credit card number at your local bar- The Blue Oyster- free beer tonight and tomorrow night only, for you, only. Also, free hot dogs. I may be able to get free rides on a mechanical bull, but need to make a few more phone calls.
Really- Good luck- and I could give two shits as to how you do, so long as it does not beat 2:57.35.
Good luck, all. Wish I could be there, but for what it’s worth, I hiked up Mt. Rose out here in Nevada a week ago and there were 60mph and 4 inches of snow for the last half mile.
Yes, it is true. Deeg, using his superior talent and experience, had the best marathon time this fall between the two of us. That bitch is really becoming my nemesis. I even thought about shaving my head b/c of the loss (i.e. Deeg and I talked about this as a possible bet), but my hairdresser said it would grow back all grey.
Oh, and btw Deeg, did I mention it was a 24 min PR for only my 2d marry. You know I’ll be back with f’in bells on.