Good bye Triathlon FOREVER!

Well…I was there - in the place of the deminishing dollar…did I ever feel out of place. I was at WalMart! I am just walking along thinking to myself that I wonder if “they” look at me the way I do “them”. Walking past Electronics I hear a page that “Sony PlayStation Three’s are now for sale” and just then dudes in blue smocks came out of the back…as a mob of shoppers ran towards electronics. Somehow, I am at the front of the line and figure shit…DVD, Blue Ray, and games…what the hell and drop the $600 for the system…

I am now going back to the basement to fight the aliens…good by world…I am going to see what the rest of America loves like…I need a Hoho.

My son and I have been playing Ultimate Alliance all day (and night). We took a break to hit some baseballs and for me and my dad to go see Rocky, but it’s pretty much been UA all day/night. Deadpool rocks.

Hope you’ve got your nutrition strategy planned and tested and you’ve been fitted on your couch. Going long takes an iron will…

Chip, You have the greatest stories. I am surprised you did not end up in a fist fight though.

God, is that thing going to make your brain like gu?
NOW i’m worried about you. lol.

Dude, I seriously have to know. HTF does one play video games for more than 3 minutes? I really need this information since I am preparing to travel to see family in Oklahoma. As with the past 3 years Christmas morning will be spend watching my nephew and his step dad play the newest latest freaking video game for nearly 16 hours. My nephew is 7. Last year once the game from santa was opened and it was fed into that machine that is all that happend…all day. I left the house after my brain turned to mush watching them play the same thing for about three hours. I had to bolt. Went to the trails and ran for about 3 hours. Came back around lunch and they had not moved. Not one inch. Same clothes same place. After having sub sandwiches delievered I had to get out…again…off on the bike for 3 hours…came back situation the same.

Finally went to bed at 10pm status the same.

I really just have no idea how to play a video game. Not a single one.

Your monitor is too high.

bwhahaha

Actually they have it hooked up to some giant plasma TV.

I was pretty good at pong though.

don’t believe the lie, games are bad for you and although you made a silly move and jumped without thinking, you can sell it on ebay…put the joystick down and back away sir. Back away.

Your monitor is too high.
I think you are right - it is now 9:50am Central Time. The mission is now in its 10th hour and I am almost done with the first level. Pizza Hut opens at 11 for delivery and they are going to have to get me some Red Bull on their way. I also will one day need to lower the TV some 15 inches but it is to heavy for me to move on my own.

I’m useless at video games and even though I also suck at triathlons, at least I get some nice outdoor exercise.

With his cold middle finger situtation he is under doctors orders to not flip anyone off, the fight and assult rate is bound to drop.

~Matt

Just got a 61 inch screen and hooked XBOX 360 to it. Awesome.

Dude, should have saved your 600$ and gone out and purchased World of Warcraft…well of course after 40 months of 14.95 a month you would have been back up around 600$. None the less that game is unbelievablely addicting. It’s like crack I swear, it ruins lives, has no end. I spent 10 minutes last night in a snowball fight. After spending a weekend playing I swore I wouldn’t install it at work, ST is bad enough.

~Matt

I saw the world of war craft episode on Southpark. Laughed so freaking hard

games are bad for you

Dude, what are you talking about? Gamers have ripped thumbs!

Not anymore, the Wii has motion tracking. Instead of moving your thumbs, you move the controllers.

Scary thing is there are actually people that do that kinda crap. Some people get so obsessed with certain aspects of the game it actually turns into an addiction. I’ve read several articles about people losing there jobs, wife’s, families etc etc because they spend 80-100+ hours a week playing. It’s really quite insane.

OTOH I’m merely a borderline addict.

~Matt

I hear there is a video of a naked woman playing a game with the Wii controller between her knees…not sure how true that is.

I don’t understand it at all.

Is that where Leroy Jenkins became famous?