Female, 34 yo, fit, vegan. She rented our downstairs unit for about 8 years and is moving out in 2 weeks.
Looking for a parting gift.
Ideas?
I’d just print out your best posts on slowtwitch, bind the whole thing as a book and give that to her.
I’d just print out your best posts on slowtwitch, bind the whole thing as a book and give that to her.
Dude, that would weigh about 690 lbs.
ePublish it.
yoga pants
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Gift card to her favourite steak house.
Everyone loves a good steak.
Gift card to her favourite steak house.
Everyone loves a good steak.
Damn, beat me to it.
Give her her security deposit back.
Or, hookers and blow.
Or, give her a little Duffy special.
Or, a nice hand crafted card expressing a nice sentiment.
Really any of those.
Whole Foods gift card and a pound of strawberry kale salad.
The gift that keep on giving: A simple card containing the secret to perfect market timing in crude oil commodities.
Introduce her to the “thigh gap”, “bikini bridge” or “free bleeding” threads?
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A bun in the oven
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The best going away present I ever got was my deposit.
I didn’t even know that a tenant going away present was a thing. Though I did throw myself a party when our last tenant moved out.
Give her back the recordings from the camera you hopefully had installed.
The best going away present I ever got was my deposit.
I didn’t even know that a tenant going away present was a thing. Though I did throw myself a party when our last tenant moved out.
She’s been a great tenant and friend. No doubt she gets her deposit back (with interest). Just wanted to do something extra nice.
Driftwood candle holder and some bomb ass candles (if there is such a thing). “Chicks dig candles”, according to my lesbian co-worker who I consult whenever I have to shop for weird gifts like this for non-romantic female friends in my life. Fitness-oriented vegan chicks dig reclaimed, imbued with the spirit of Gaia shit. Would be best if it were a piece of driftwood you picked up during one of your moody surfer excursions and made yourself, not one of the many shitty overpriced ones you can find on etsy.
Give her back the recordings from the camera you hopefully had installed.
Well, copies of the recordings anyway…
Is she moving away from Santa Barbara?
If so, perhaps a gift to remember the area - not sure what that might be however.
The best going away present I ever got was my deposit.
I didn’t even know that a tenant going away present was a thing. Though I did throw myself a party when our last tenant moved out.
She’s been a great tenant and friend. No doubt she gets her deposit back (with interest). Just wanted to do something extra nice.
I want tenants like that. Last couple, my gift to them was withholding the beating I wanted to give them.
Gift cards are always usable though pretty impersonal. Flowers and a gift card I think would work though.