A FEMA official was miraculously teleported by god to a really bad Georgia restaurant. And now all of the world’s atheists are revising their beliefs.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/us/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house-teleportation.html
Expect more miracles in the future as the school standards continue to decline and with them the critical thinking skills we teach, or don’t teach, our children.
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God works in mysterious ways.
I can’t imagine how disappointed I would be if a god revealed his infinite powers to me and all I got out of it was a trip to Waffle House. Worse than one of those “all I got” t-shirts.
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“I can give you a cure for cancer, famine, or drought. Or I can teleport you to Waffle House. Which one do you want?”
like Pam Beasly recognizing God in the Chilis.
Back in my day we called that “blackout drunk.”
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“God revealed his infinite powers to me and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And an All-Star Special, smothered and covered, and a black coffee. And front row seats to some misdemeanor assault & battery from the couple down at the end of the counter, who seem like they’re having a tough day.”
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Effing priceless.
It does have a certain OT feel to it.
God just teleported a donut into my stomach. I didn’t want it, I didn’t ask for it. Yet here we are.
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Though you will see God if you play a Black Sabbath record backwards at 78 speed.