Who amongst you is ready to fulfil your destiny, and take over the ownership of the Speed Concept, just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it in a game of mahjong.
This machine is so fast that I once actually returned home earlier than when I left.
It’s so comfortable in the aero position I once woke up two miles further down the road, still travelling at close to light speed.
The flux capacitor in this machine is so advanced it only needs to hit 28mph to time travel.
Strava won’t let me keep any KOMs on this machine as they are convinced I’m in a car.
There are a few minor chips on this machine, but that’s because it’s not a wall hanging, it’s a tool to be used. That and some tiny asteroids may have struck it while travelling through hyperspace.
It was recently fully serviced, all cables replaced, so safe passage through the Galaxy is assured.
The stock aerobars have been replaced with straight units, with the resulting aerobars allowing this machine to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. If you don’t feel so safe handling so much speed, the standard aerobars are still available.
Interested in the power from the warp drives? There is a quarq powermeter included. Monitoring of said power levels is assisted with a k-edge tt mount.
The draft box has been plasti-dipped fluoro pink, purely for the pretty pink streak it makes when I make the jump to hyperspace. It’s a simple thing to peel it off, if you wish to go a bit more low key when doing a smuggling run.
I’m sad to let it go, but I’m spending more and more time Bulls-eyeing wamp rats, so I need something less straight line speed and more agile, so I’m moving to a road bike.
The price for all this speed?
$3000 o.n.o
Speed Concept is a size large, currently running with a 10/100 stem, a 10/50 stem is also included, as is all aerobar risers, original aerobars, bontrager bottle cages, and Bontrager Hilo split nose saddle. Ultegra 10s running gear throughout, SRAM Red cranks are 175mm, running 55/42 chainrings. Cassette is 11-25.
Time Machine is located in Sydney, Australia.