From Monty "the leaders will all be marking each other..... " Tell your best marking or being marked story. One paragraph, I have a short attention span ;)

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Tell your best marking or being marked story. One paragraph, I have a short attention span :wink:

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Only crit I ever won. Noted early on that a triathlete-type would take lots of long pulls, so I decided to be on his wheel at the final turn. At that turn, someone jumps out of the turn, triguy is next, followed by me. I yell ā€œgo get him!ā€ (Iā€™m so bad), which he dutifully does, giving me a free bridge to jumper. When he inevitably blew right before catching the fading jumper, I easily came around and won without even sprinting.

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Only crit I ever won. Noted early on that a triathlete-type would take lots of long pulls, so I decided to be on his wheel at the final turn. At that turn, someone jumps out of the turn, triguy is next, followed by me. I yell ā€œgo get him!ā€ (Iā€™m so bad), which he dutifully does, giving me a free bridge to jumper. When he inevitably blew right before catching the fading jumper, I easily came around and won without even sprinting.

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Yeah re-mark-able

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I got bodymarked by a hottie onceā€¦

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I once trained with a guy, that had great affecton for the lord Jesus Christ. He would ride in the middle of the group with a cardboard sign hanging from his top tube. On one side it said No 666, Jesus is Lordā€¦ The guys marking him on the other side saw the sign read, I love hot oil wrestlingā€¦THose guys would read the hot oil side of the sign and yell, Amen brotherā€¦ Those marking him on the other side would see the Jesus side, and everyone yelling and hooting, and think, there sure a lot of Christians in this group!!! Brilliant marketing for Jesus!!!

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I once trained with a guy, that had great affecton for the lord Jesus Christ. He would ride in the middle of the group with a cardboard sign hanging from his top tube. On one side it said No 666, Jesus is Lordā€¦ The guys marking him on the other side saw the sign read, I love hot oil wrestlingā€¦THose guys would read the hot oil side of the sign and yell, Amen brotherā€¦ Those marking him on the other side would see the Jesus side, and everyone yelling and hooting, and think, there sure a lot of Christians in this group!!! Brilliant marketing for Jesus!!!
a broken clock is right twice a day :slight_smile:

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I was at a 10K. I had won it the year before and taken the money home.
Intentions were the same the #2 master was using me as the domestic. At the 2K I pulled off the front and dropped back 50 meters. #2 craned his head to see where I had gone.
At 9.5K I bridged the gap and won the masters 10K and the money. 31+