I was offline for the last few days. Didn’t u race IMFL? I know it is not my business just curious.
best,
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That’s huge.
When are we gonna see a picture of this wife of yours? That’s what I wanna know. We can find pictures of short, getting-fat Frenchmen in ridiculously tight Speedos anywhere 
Antoine
She’s too good for you, mon frere. You must be fabulously wealthy
K
You must have met her before the achilles injury because I’ve been in my cast for 8 weeks now and haven’t met anyone like that. And all my friends told me chicks dig the crutches. What a load of crap.
It’s his hairy chest, gold neck chain and tiny Speedos. Works every time
K
Total fox.
She’s sssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!
"It’s his hairy chest, gold neck chain and tiny Speedos. Works every time
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Does all that still work when you’re on crutches? it might be a little cold for that here in RI, but i’m willing to give it a try.
If you live on Narragansett Island, the place should be crawling with women. Go over to Salve Regina and play the poor, injured boy routine. Some of those raging liberal bleeding heart women oughta go for it
K
'Course some of the more radical of 'em might beat you up just for the hell of it. But that’s a risk I’m willing to take!
This picture was taken 7 years ago! Anything more recent?
I figured I would feed you something to keep you busy now that you have all that extra time to spend…
Tibb’s jealous because you could be furniture? Didn’t the man say he was big enough to be a lay-z-boy? Oh wait…he said he was a lazy boy that was it…my bad
Your friends are right. You have to use them to your advantage, but that entails getting out of the house. Maybe try volunteering at a race - go to the gym and work on your upper body/abs.
How does that work in terms of getting back your entrance fee?
He was just under the “You have to be this tall” mark at the start of the race.
Funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
“Your friends are right. You have to use them to your advantage, but that entails getting out of the house. Maybe try volunteering at a race - go to the gym and work on your upper body/abs.”
I hurt myself continuing to workout as a gymnast. I still go do that, and get lots of attention from very hot girls. Unfortunately, they’re mostly 10 to 15 years younger than I am. I have some standards, and one of them is that any girl I date, I have to be able to get her drunk legally.
In all seriousness, my best friend is going back to medical school on the Navy’s dime. He’s his class president up at Harvard and he invited me to a party for a bunch of the medical students, thinking a single guy in a full leg cast and on crutches would get all kinds of attention among the future doctors. I swear I got one question about it from a dentistry student, and one from a Ecuadorian male exchange student. Needless to say I came back to RI empty handed, so to speak.
I remember seeing her very cute posterier as she passed me in the closing miles of the run. It was worth going slowly.
No need to play poor injured guy at Salve. Just show up and you’ll be taken care of! At least that’s how it was when I was there ('93-'97). I don’t think Salve’s nickname is appropriate for this forum. Damn, I miss college.
Todd
It’s gotta be your outraaaaaagous french accent.