Today I agreed to buy Francois’ Dura-Ace crankset. He promised to ship it, but I still haven’t received it. Anybody know where I can get my hands on this guy? I want to ruin him.
I say out him here on ST. Somebody’s gotta know what the dudes’ real name is…afterall we can’t hide behind our self-given nicknames forever.
Typical frog. No reason he couldn’t have faxed it to you by now.
I know right where he lives, well or used to, but I can find his new house, I have the address. It’ll cost you though. Lots.
Oh, just another normal day in the Peaceful Tribe…
he’s french. it shouldnt take much to convince him to give you anything you want.
just don’t get confused by his big words and complicated theories. he’s also a phd. and french. a recipe for convulution (is this even a word?).
I say report him to the INS!
What are you going to do with size 152.5 cranks. 
Today I agreed to buy Francois’ Dura-Ace crankset. He promised to ship it, but I still haven’t received it. Anybody know where I can get my hands on this guy? I want to ruin him.
Lets get this right. You agreed today to buy something, and you have not received it today. Wow. I would fall over if I bought something in the morning and I received it by shipment the same day. Now that would be great delivery wouldn’t it. Don’t you think you should wait a day or two to complain?
Now, do you two live in the same town? If so, I guess he could have a bike messenger swing by and deliver it to you that day.
What are you going to do with size 152.5 cranks.
Now that is funny.
ummm…i hope you’re joking
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OK. I am done waiting for this guy. It has been hours now! Francois’ name is “Francois”. There. I don’t care if I ever get the stuff. It’s only money. He has lost his honor, or honour, or honore or honeur or “on-eur”.
Here is all the proof you need: This is the check I am going to sign and send him. AND I STILL DO NOT HAVE THIS STUFF!
He is in Texas. I am in South Florida. He could have gotten on a plane with them and come to my office. I can’t believe you are defending this guy.
No reason he couldn’t have faxed it to you by now.
Exactly. Or E-mail.
Actually Monk, maybe I see the problem. You didn’t sign the check.
"Lets get this right. You agreed today to buy something, and you have not received it today. Wow. I would fall over if I bought something in the morning and I received it by shipment the same day. Now that would be great delivery wouldn’t it. Don’t you think you should wait a day or two to complain? "
Umm, you’re new here, aren’t you. So sweet, so naive.
Actually Monk, maybe I see the problem. You didn’t sign the check.
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here’s his address.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
I think you should go there in person and knock on his door.
here’s his address.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
I think you should go there in person and knock on his door.
Monk thats a rough neighborhood. Maybe you should be packin. The guys that work in that neighborhood would respect that.
"Lets get this right. You agreed today to buy something, and you have not received it today. Wow. I would fall over if I bought something in the morning and I received it by shipment the same day. Now that would be great delivery wouldn’t it. Don’t you think you should wait a day or two to complain? "
Umm, you’re new here, aren’t you. So sweet, so naive.
Well, some times you see it and some times you don’t. I should have known Monk was ribbing the frenchee.
It won’t happen again!
And on another topic. What is with all the (look at how good my bikes and cars look together crap)?
I have lots of pretty bikes as well. But I don’t think people really care.
They don’t help me a bit. I still am slow as mollases, but I look good standing there.
I am just glad my wife lets me keep them when I bring them home from the store. I don’t know why she gets upset. I have less than 6 at any one time. Maybe its the fact that I have owned over 10 different tri-specific frames in the last 5 years. Its not a disease, I just have buyers remorse and like to change things up. Wives just don’t understand a man’s needs.