Francois beat Lance - for real

Super Human or not - there is no way that Lance can surpass Francois number of posts on ST…cant happen…

Francois is going after Demerly’s record number of posts. He’ll then retire after setting the record out there where it won’t be touched for a few years. STers will debate endlessly whether he’ll show up at TriNewbies or UltraRunners and put forth world class forum post numbers. They’ll also accuse him of using scripting to pad his forum posts numbers…citing all sorts of unexplainable errata in his posts. Ancillary figures like his fellow university faculty will come out with wierd allegations of seeing him or his assistant tossing out “garbage bags full of floppy discs,” adding to the cacophony.

As for Demerly, he is already slowing down to a halt, and he’ll be fat and lazy for a few years…at about 60 years old or so, he’ll show up again minus the massive no-posting paunch…and we’ll all recognize him for the forum cannibal he once was. He’ll be revered and full of wisdom…he’ll also have his own line of computers built in classic forum posting idiom.

Floppy discs??

Man, I don’t use technology of the 80s :wink:

Light wieghts.

forum canibal LOL!

http://www.majortaylorassociation.org/who.htm

could Lance beat this guy?

Francois also beats Lance in the pirate suit competition

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and in the cutest wife competition… :wink:

Well, its either use “old” technology (we’ll call this “Tyler Hamilton” effect) or use some new “undetectable” technology, like some sort of nano-storage worm or weird somesuch (we’ll call this the “Balco” syndrome). Whatever…but there will be NO incontrovertable evidence of your scripting, I am sure…just vague accusations and ambiguities…

I’ll give you that.

Seinfeld’s ‘puffy shirt’ and he is definitely a pirate of the carribbean!!!