Forum will be down for an hour this evening

We’re doing some optimizing, to try to get the forum to speed up a little (it’s been a little doggy at times). the problem seems to (most likely) be confined to the search utility, so we’re putting a new search module in. we’re going to do this around 5PM or 6PM pacific time, maybe just when you’re supposed to be doing your master’s swim anyway.

My god, man. What am I going to do without the Forum?

I guess I can always talk with my wife.

maybe just when you’re supposed to be doing your master’s swim anyway.

or my homework! what will I do without my ST distraction?!

although 6pm pacific time is like midnight in Maine, so I’ll probably be in bed :stuck_out_tongue:

Thanks for the warning. I’m gonna just drug myself up with a little Ambien around 5:30ish and Wednesday will be here before ya know it! :wink:

How dare you try to solve a problem by putting in a new search engine. Throw more money at the problem. Bigger servers, more servers!

ARRRRRRR!

Out of curiousity what type of database is running in the background? Is the DB server big enough? If the new module doesn’t help, depending on the DB type and other options you could look into converting to a master R/W database, with children that have read only copies… Could also convert some tables to heap tables and commit them to disc occasionally…

Edit: Another curiousity question - what forum software is this, I can’t seem to find any branding for it?

Edit2: Figured it out: http://www.gossamer-threads.com/scripts/gforum/index.htm

NOOOOoooooooo I can not be disconnected from the collective!!!

~Matt

awesome post!

Dan
www.aiatriathlon.com

you go to bed at 10?? you dork :slight_smile:

Put an awesome song in your sig why don’t you… i had to listen to it after i read it lol.

Grant

I just sstarrtedd tttooo ssshhhhaaaakeee uunncontollablyy…

I get up early to train! So I go to bed early!

My LAST F’N DAY HERE and yer cutting me off short??? :open_mouth:

Damn, damn bloody apes!!! :wink:

I guess I can play linerider for a few hours.

I guess I can always talk with my wife.

Sure, just don’t tell her the real reason. instead try something like:

“Honey, I realize I’ve been spending too much time online and I would like to make amends. So nothing would please me more than to have one of our heart to heart soul-baring conversations about feelings and stuff, but let’s try to hold it to about an hour”.

something about the door hitting you on the ass comes to mind :wink:
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software can be found at gossamer-threads.com, but that was several thousand dollars of customization ago. mysql.

Murphy who?

Wonderful idea but I think I’ll just try to recite the sergio thread from memory for an hour instead :slight_smile:
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I guess I can always talk with my wife.

Sure, just don’t tell her the real reason. instead try something like:

“Honey, I realize I’ve been spending too much time online and I would like to make amends. So nothing would please me more than to have one of our heart to heart soul-baring conversations about feelings and stuff, but let’s try to hold it to about an hour”.
An hour? Slowtwitch will be down, but not cable TV. Geez, get a grip.