You might want to dig a little trench around that, my brother, just to be on the safe side.
Pulp Fiction?
the Bible.
I will quit triathlon
I thought you have never done any races?!
Ok Tibbs, it’s killing me. Where the hell is that quote from!?
Fantastic
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I presume the suberb Tibbslandia will be in the state of Slowtwitchia?
Cool. Can I be in charge of procuring winsome tri totty for you to feast on? All live on webcam, of course.
May Tibslandia be fully stocked with cold Shiner Bock’s, the best beer in the Republic of Texas!
I’ll have to check out the book, that quote is just too awesome.
Tibbs - I gotta ask why in the hell you’re working at Brown? You really need to get your self that house, quite triathlons, and start taking huge quantities of drungs. Your Hunter S. Thompsonesque writing career thus in full swimg.
There are a ton a mags (Rolling Ston, Maxum FHM et al) that need your articles. We then will take it more big time with books.
I’m offering my driving services. Since I’m now sober I can get you around in safety, but I do have a good knack of having the weird, unusual and inane follow me. Perfect set up for drug induces hijinxs and general bizzar fun - I speak from experience having lived that life for almost 20 years.
We can get a big old caddie convertable with shark skin seats and lavendar finnish. We’ll took around the country wreaking havoic (especially at the big tri events) and then return home to write the stroies of a way ward life in the fast lane of Americana.
you underestimate your self my friend
first the average american only has the reading ability of a 5 year old
second (and no offense) but with good marketing, a cool wraper and neato pubilc face you can sell 100% crap to americans at a huge profit
third weird and bizzar sells big time - went to see the Cure last night and it re-confirmed this theory
fourth there is no need for good ‘gramatical’ skills in today’s mass literary society. even if there were we would sell you as advant guard the EE commings of the new mellenium (see I can’t spell for shit and most everyone can figure out what I am saying - i’ve stopped trying)
fifth - with all the adhd, add, learning disabilities et al out there it is just a short matter of time before having and flaunting one of these maladies is seen as cool, progressive and very desireable.
write away brother -