This is all new, mostly unused, dishwasher safe china in the dead fancy Nikko Inca Platinum pattern. Are you a newlywed? Got a daughter/friend/semi-close relative that’s about to get hitched? Well this china is guaranteed to reduce the brides’ drag coefficent and save up to three seconds from the back of the aisle to the altar! That will astronomically increase YOUR chances of placing in your age group at the after-party keg stand contest! Don’t even think about passing this deal up! I only want a measly $300 for all of it, or trade me some Ultegra SL or DA drivetrain parts! What do you have to lose? NOTHING!! Please respond immediately. I only have one set like this, and it won’t last long.
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Oh Yeah, I didn’t mention you also get 9 unused Mikasa crystal water glasses AND a Towle carving set! I know, you didn’t expect to open this thread and have your mind melted by pure awesomeness, but it just happened, so deal with it. PM me.
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This is hands down the best post I have ever seen here!
List what you are looking for. If I have it, its your for shipping.
No need to send your divorce lawyers contact information ;o
I am looking to upgrade from a worn out Ultegra triple to a newer Ultegra or DA double. I need everything except brake calipers and cables. I’m not looking for freebies man, but whatever. This is a wicked china set, very aero and light. Any newlywed couple would be way faster running this set at Thanksgiving or Christmas.
I can’t tell from the close up in the pictures, are those aerodynamic dimples on the china? Or possibly a carbon fiber insert for vibration dampening? 
It’s dimpled, but not carbon. I guess it could be described as ‘ceramic’
I don’t have an DA for sale but…your tea cups are stacked too high!!
You’ll be able to fit this china to meet the stack and reach requirements of your china cabinet. That’s what makes it entirely bad ass. I guarantee if you run this set at your next family gathering you will literally shave minutes off the time you have to spend with people who secretly annoy the piss out of you, not to mention shaving razor-thin slices of turkey, ham, roast or whatever it is you cut up with the carving set.
You make one hell of a salesman…if I can shave seconds, even minutes off of time spent with the in-laws it would be worth it!
Well you’d better quit lollygagging and make me an offer. I’m going to go ahead and apologize in advance for crashing the ST servers when my inbox gets filled with like 8 million PMs once word gets out about this. I’ll get it sorted out as fast as I can, but I’m only one guy. Let me also say guys please stop offering up the hands of your daughters in marriage in trade for the china. Thats not what I’m looking for even though they are all totally hot.
What happened to the 9th water glass? Do mine eyes deceive?
I broke it. Changed this listing.
Can I get the plates predrilled for wheel covers?
You can get whatever you want.
Sorry chumps, some dude just got this china set for an awesome deal. He called and offered me a full, brand new Dura Ace 7900 grouppo with my choice of chainrings and cassette. I told him to go fuck himself with that bullshit lowball offer, so he came back and said he would give me the DA group, and a Zipp Sub 9 with ceramic bearings. I was getting pissed at the dude for wasting my time at this point, so I hung up on him. He emailed me some nekkid pictures of his daughter. She’s 27, DD bust, 5’ 6", 118 lbs and 8% body fat. He said I could have the DA group, The Zipp disc, his Porsche 911 and his daughters’ hand in marriage. I told him if he promised to give me and his daughter the china as a wedding gift, we had a deal.
Fuckin’ sold, bitches.
Awesome…simply awesome. Can I come to you to sell things for me when I need it. You are a genius.
Best thread ever. Thank You.