For sale - brand new triathlon bike and wheels

Giant TCR 1 Composite for sale (size:L) MSRP: $2600, Selling for $2000. The bike is literally brand new, with less than 10 miles on it. (YES!! 10 miles) I MAVIC Cosmic Carbone SSR MSRP $1295, I will sell for $800.00 Just don’t like the products so I am selling. Please let me know if you may be interested…

My whle life i have dream for this day. this day i can buy your product finally. ihave workvey hard for te past sevrl years and am so ecited to finally afford your item. i would love to get both of your item. but i do not have credit card card or paypal an i unstnd that ths ,ust be of great(s) trouble for you, so if you would be so worable , i will send western union to the total of 5000 amercan dollar(s_) fo ryour troubles, add 550 to yor buyi now option and thankly mail th e rest to back tome.

I look frward to complting ths transaktion on your beutiful item, email me for further instructions and addrees

Ben, I always knew you were a scammer. :slight_smile: You’ll never get that swamp land at this rate.

-Robert

Listen, you guys can make fun all you want, but someone is going to get a hell of a deal here. This is a real sale and I would appreciate that if you are not interested in buying, then dont bother to respond

Do you know what the classifieds forum is used for?

First of all this belongs in classifieds, secondly if you want my attention, please post your full name, address, telephone number, email addy, Ebay nic, a picture (preferably not a mug shot), and some pics and full specs.

You aren’t even close…

-Robert

No would you please tell me?

Look at the top of the main index page - there’s a menu bar that says “Triathlon Forum” - click this and you will see 2 other rooms… the Classifieds (where this thread should be) and Tibb’s Lavender Room where… well, you’ll have to find out about that the hard way…

Thanks JHC…Finally, someone who visits this forum that has manners.

Dude, it ain’t about manners. Firstly, this is a fairly “playful” place, with a lot of people who like to joke around. Second, we’re pretty used to making fun of ebay scammers, and there are regularly links posted to sales of such. Third, you’re an unknown entity (10 posts, relatively new ID) and posted a classified ad in the wrong section, (an accident, I’m sure - but a mistake nonetheless) and in ALL CAPS. So the odds of it being interpreted as either a joke, or a scam were pretty good.

Now that you’ve identified yourself as a “real” seller and have re-posted or had this moved this to the proper place, I’m sure that this will be treated differently. However, original pictures and a name/location are pretty close to essential if you actually want some action on this sale.

Good luck with it.

Dude is not my first name and “ain’t” isnt a word. Jeez…I thought triathletes were educated…

DUDE, we don’t need no edumucation. And I ain’t gettin’ yer point, neither.

I tried to be nice. Obviously, it was unwarranted. So fuck you and the little boy you rode in on.

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Pronunciation: 'jEz
Function: interjection
Etymology: euphemism for Jesus
– used as a mild oath or introductory expletive (as to express surprise)
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I agree, seems like guys from Canada have their brains frozen too often to turn out to be hard ass
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Pronunciation: 'Ant
Etymology: contraction of are not
1 : am not : are not : is not
2 : have not : has not
3 : do not : does not : did not – used in some varieties of Black English
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Why don’t you go ahead and note the usage as well please.


usage Although widely disapproved as nonstandard and more common in the habitual speech of the less educated.

Point Made… Anyway, I have a job to do and I am going to get at it…Nice to chat with you kids, see you later.

Dude, it ain’t about manners. Firstly, this is a fairly “playful” place, with a lot of people who like to joke around. Second, we’re pretty used to making fun of ebay scammers, and there are regularly links posted to sales of such. Third, you’re an unknown entity (10 posts, relatively new ID) and posted a classified ad in the wrong section, (an accident, I’m sure - but a mistake nonetheless) and in ALL CAPS. So the odds of it being interpreted as either a joke, or a scam were pretty good.

Now that you’ve identified yourself as a “real” seller and have re-posted or had this moved this to the proper place, I’m sure that this will be treated differently. However, original pictures and a name/location are pretty close to essential if you actually want some action on this sale.

Good luck with it.

ha, well, i’m glad some people got a chuckle out of my response. I might actually have some good swamp land for everone to enjoy in a few days.

Sorry francois, that was just me being an ass, didn’t mean to imply that he was a scammer.

The best thing about this thread is that the money you’re looking to get out of this bike is completely ridiculous. You are selling this for essentially the same price as one can get it for at the LBS.

Good luck.

I prefer to think of it a different way. If he sells everything for his asking price (which is not likely), his mistake will only cost him $110 per mile…