Foiled once again by the deuce-monster

Ran a 1/2 marathon this past weekend with a goal time of 1:30. Everything was going silky smooth until about mile 6 when the deuce-monster struck and caused me to spend exactly 1 minute, 10 seconds in the porto-potty. My finishing time? 1:31:07.

In October I was also gunning for an AG spot in a local 1/2 IM. I had to stop during the run when the deuce monster reared his ugly head and lost about a minute. I finished 3rd in my AG, exactly 45 seconds behind the number two guy (pun intended).

Lesson learned - follow the 3-hour rule from now on!

Happens to the best of us. Everyone is different, but I learned best bet is to eat an early dinner,stay away from leafy veggies the night before, no meat, and go for a little warm up jog about 2hrs before the race.

Dude. That sucks. Exactly the amount of time it took you to shit kept you from your PR.

Pop 2 Immodium before you start. That should hold it out. I have the same issues. Getting the timing right is a real bitch.

Stop wiping…
That’ll save you the precious seconds…
You should also be pulling down your gear as you enter the porto…

I go with the strong cup of coffee a couple hours before the start, that’ll almost always flush the pipes in addition to the caffeine pick-me-up. If I skip that, it’s usually trouble.

I too take 1 Immodium before bed and another when I wake up. I’m sure a Dr. would not recomend this but it does work.

See that used to work for me but doesn’t any more. Kinda like if you eat prunes every day, the effect begins to wear off.

+2 on the coffee. Add some creamer too, and that should do the job!

My formula for this exact problem works to perfection. I deal your first duece as you normally would. Then go for a 1/2 to 3/4 mile jog. This will jar eveything else loose mister. Works to 100% of the time for me.

70 seconds would be a PR for me…

Low residue foods the day before and avoid a lot of sugary foods just before. Have some carbs a few hours before some starchy stuff in the last hour.
the coffee works for me, too.
A little Mg/Ca supplement in the evening with the coffee beforehand usually clears things out.

dude, you should change foiled to soiled :slight_smile:
that sucks dude. I hope you get it under wraps.

Everything was going silky smooth until about mile 6 when the deuce-monster struck and caused me to spend exactly 1 minute, 10 seconds in the porto-potty

You did not even leave time to read the sports section …

It’s all a matter of perspective…

…think what your time would have been if you didn’t stop.

Ouch.

Fiber supplement the day before starting at noon.

Four cups of coffee, THREE HOURS before the event.

Think of it this way, you had to set a PR for the “deuce monster”!!