Flippin' Powerpoint - How do I permanently stop "Spanish" as the default language

The Coffee Shop
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See, now the illegal immigrants are infiltrating Microsoft!

PowerPoint INSISTS that Spanish be my default language. I never ever changed it to the default, but yet it is.

How do I get English back in the top spot? I keep going to Tools >> Language and select “English” as the default. Yet when I go to another slide it’s back to Spanish $%&%^!!!

Also, whenever I attempt to use “Help” in any Microsoft program Windows Installer starts running and trying to Configure XP.

And yes, I will consider building a very large wall around my laptop to keep the Spanish out.

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Maybe you could just suggest a Guest Worker Language workaround or something…

Or:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DMUS_en__205US206&q=powerpoint+default+language

I didn’t spend too much time trying to figure it out, but here’s an interesting way to globally change the default language in the MS Office suite (maybe you’ll find joy there rather than in PP itself):

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/powerpoint/HP030884621033.aspx