First world problems (4)

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson and a Mini.

In the Tucson the power windows work thus: I have auto down for the driver window. All the other windows I have to hold the button down. Who the fuck wants to do that?

Also I can lock the windows so that annoying 5 years olds in the backseat aren’t playing with the windows non-stop. However, it locks the passenger window too. So I’ve locked my kid from playing with the window but now my wife can’t lower hers. On top of that I can’t override it. I have to unlock with windows which lets the backseat kid play with his. I might just break his hands to solve this issue.

In the Mini, I have one touch auto down for all four windows. When I lock the back windows the passenger window is not locked. Also I can still raise or lower the locked windows.

Seriously Hyundai, what the actual fuck?

You reap what you sow
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So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

and a Mini.

Just to drive the point home…

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson and have a Mini in my pants

FIFY.

Says the guy who drives a Rav4 with 200k miles.

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

X…one? One?

Pussy.

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

and a Mini.

Just to drive the point home…

The Mini is a great car. Hella fun to drive. Great on gas. Nothing to not love about it.

what you guys talking bout?

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

X…one? One?

Pussy.

BMW X1.

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

X…one? One?

Pussy.

BMW X1.

Is there another x1?

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

X…one? One?

Pussy.

BMW X1.

Is there another x1?

Make sure you get the Diesel. so when they figure out what BMW did to cheat emissions, you can sue them.

Double win!

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

X…one? One?

Pussy.

BMW X1.

Is there another x1?

You seemed confused. Yes, X1. I am not made of money. Money doesn’t grow out of my ass on a tree branch.

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

X…one? One?

Pussy.

BMW X1.

Is there another x1?

Make sure you get the Diesel. so when they figure out what BMW did to cheat emissions, you can sue them.

Double win!

A couple of things:

  1. there is no diesel X1. At least in North America anyway.

  2. BMW used to cheat emissions. As did all companies. Then they were warned. Most companies stopped. VW decided to continue to cheat.

You seemed confused. Yes, X1. I am not made of money. Money doesn’t grow out of my ass on a tree branch.

I’m not confused. X1 is a car that daddy buys for his little girl because she wants a BMW but doesn’t realize that an X1 is just a Honda CRV with less reliability.

That’s a bitch car.

And money? Buy a used X5. At least that will graduate you from daughter status to wife status.

So I drive a Hyundai Tucson…

And there you have it…

As soon as the Tucson needs big repairs we are getting an X1.

X…one? One?

Pussy.

BMW X1.

Is there another x1?

You seemed confused. Yes, X1. I am not made of money. Money doesn’t grow out of my ass on a tree branch.

I thought that tree branch was just stuck up there rather than “growing.”

That’s great. I don’t get a corporate lease on used X5s. And it’s BMW so they are not used. They are ‘Pre owed’.

That’s great. I don’t get a corporate lease on used X5s. And it’s BMW so they are not used. They are ‘Pre owed’.

Like how that moose pre-owned your butt hole…

You seemed confused. Yes, X1. I am not made of money. Money doesn’t grow out of my ass on a tree branch.

I’m not confused. X1 is a car that daddy buys for his little girl because she wants a BMW but doesn’t realize that an X1 is just a Honda CRV with less reliability.

That’s a bitch car.

Shortly after the x1 came out here, I passed one in my Fiesta ST. They are about the same size! The x1 is a small station wagon!

You seemed confused. Yes, X1. I am not made of money. Money doesn’t grow out of my ass on a tree branch.

I’m not confused. X1 is a car that daddy buys for his little girl because she wants a BMW but doesn’t realize that an X1 is just a Honda CRV with less reliability.

That’s a bitch car.

Shortly after the x1 came out here, I passed one in my Fiesta ST. They are about the same size! The x1 is a small station wagon!

I just see the X1 as a car for people who feel they need to have that BMW label without actually paying for real BMW quality and performance. If I were to choose between an X1 or a RAV4 I’d pick the RAV4 every time.

If I had to pick between a 5 series sedan and a Camry it would be the 5 because that’s a real BMW.

BLeP is a pussy who will be driving around in girl’s car.

He should get one of these to go with it…

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