First came IM branded treadmills/scales/sunglasses

Now we have “Sports Ketchup”. It’s from the Onion, but why not?

http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5805/3/16x9/800.jpg

A missed opportunity. It doesn’t say gluten free and vegan on it. I only eat gluten free vegan tomatoes.

Actually, just as a point of info, I think the Timex Ironman watches came way before the treadmills, etc. Not sure exactly when they first came out but i’m guessing around 1982-83, e.g. right after Julie Moss’s famous crawl that resulted in Ironman becoming well known.

I used to have one, got it after my calculator watch broke. :wink:

Those IM Timex watches were awesome. Wore them all throughout high school.

Rather the sports ketchup than this
Tomatan contraption
.

They need to bring back the IM-branded Isuzu Vehicross. That thing was awesome.

Why only 20mg of caffeine, waste of time.

“Sports Ketchup” may just be an onion article but Clif’s had pizza-in-a-pack for a few years now.
http://www.clifbar.com/products/clif/organic-energy-food/pizza-margherita

Those IM Timex watches were awesome. Wore them all throughout high school.
I had one years ago. With a Velcro strap. Velcro came undone in the pool, OF COURSE over the deep end. I saw the watch sink to the bottom. Was in the middle of a set so decided to finish and then dive 15 feet to get the watch back. Saw the watch on the bottom on several subsequent laps. But when I got to diving for it 5 minutes later it was no longer there. Someone either saw it and took it without me noticing or it was sucked into the water intakes.