Finding god while training?

what do you think about this? i never thought about it until i saw a disturbing tshirt last night on my run. i see a lot of people reaching for god on their training and racing.

hard to find something that doesn’t exist…

I would be very surprised to find God while training. If I do, I will let you guys know.

I’ve often thought of getting a temporary tatoo that says something like “I just crushed your dreams WITHOUT Jesus”

but im not quite that obnoxious

yet

No, no, no, he’s in prison. Mike Tyson, Ray Lewis, Gary Gilmore, David Berkowitz – they all found God in the slammer.

I would be very surprised to find God while training. If I do, I will let you guys know.

I’ve often thought of getting a temporary tatoo that says something like “I just crushed your dreams WITHOUT Jesus”

but im not quite that obnoxious

yet

I am guessing you won’t be adding this race to your calendar…
www.trijesus.com/

(funny thing I can not open the web page from my work computer! It says unacceptable web content)

No, no, no, he’s in prison. Mike Tyson, Ray Lewis, Gary Gilmore, David Berkowitz – they all found God in the slammer.

I think it’s just a pen-pal relationship. Jesus lives in a water tower off the highway in El Paso, Texas. It says so right on the side in big letters; Jesus Lives Here.

He must like Texmex or something.

I am shocked that it is USAT sanctioned - I would think USAT would want to stay away from religion…

do you only get to count your swim if you walk on water? or is the run over water…

You’re all wrong. Frankly abject poverty, starvation and pestilence around the globe bores him. Apparently he’s quite a sports fan and would rather spend his time in heaven helping spoiled, over payed, prima donnas catch footballs.

No, no, no, he’s in prison. Mike Tyson, Ray Lewis, Gary Gilmore, David Berkowitz – they all found God in the slammer.

I think it’s just a pen-pal relationship. Jesus lives in a water tower off the highway in El Paso, Texas. It says so right on the side in big letters; Jesus Lives Here.

He must like Texmex or something.
Don’t confuse! That’s Jesus the gardener from Mexico!

but im not quite that obnoxious

Yes you are.

with dilated cardiomyopathy you have more room in your heart for jesus
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-Jot
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-Jot
Thanks! I bought it.

Jackmott, there is something about you that I just love. I have wanted to say it for awhile. You are obnoxious. . . and funny.

Will you be my friend?

Circle YES or NO.

todd

I thought I was close after climbing Brasstown Bald after 90 miles prior and about passing out …

I found myself while training, does that count? :slight_smile:

At ImLou two years ago I was stretching my hams at about mile 20 on the run. I bent over and was staring at the road when I noticed that the pebbles in the concrete looked the face of Jesus!

I frequently see Dog while training … :wink:
Dave

At ImLou two years ago I was stretching my hams at about mile 20 on the run. I bent over and was staring at the road when I noticed that the pebbles in the concrete looked the face of Jesus!
thats dehydration not a spiritual experience!

I found him on a ride. He was sucking my wheel (without even asking) and I promptly dropped him on the first hill.