I would fucking kill someone who made me watch tv on a 60 inch rear projection tv! The horror. I support Sharon, as she is a slave to no one!!! It appalls me to imagine her kids making my Mcmuffin in order to pay their own utilities. Sharon’s kids are also slaves to no one. I mean really, she tried it. Isn’t that enough? I am also damn proud of her!
Seriously…did you get this from the onion or cracked.com? Do you have a link?
That was sent to me via e-mail. I am searching NOLA.com to see if I can validate any of it…it not, I will remove it.
http://www.snopes.com/...cs/satire/jasper.asp
I was adding my disclaimer when you were posting this link…I was too busy trying to find it on nola.com…but I still want my money back!
This individual that sent you this has a tendency of sending some things that are not “verifiable” on occasion. Need to double check his E-Mails he sends sometimes. 
~Matt
I dare you to tell him that!
I have :-). I even sent him the Snopes before it was posted here.
~Matt