Explaining Cyclist Behavior to Children

What do you tell your children when the cyclist on TV spontaneously starts fisting himself in the middle of a race?

http://i.imgur.com/P4oT4.jpg

The rider is sponsored by Bush’s Baked Beans, and he has to eat his sponsor’s products during the race… looks like Bush’s All Natural Blowout Bean Bar might need to be reevaluated.

He’s a half assed cyclist… Make sure you train hard kids!

His shorts are obviously torn - presumably from a crash…

He is not a good muslim, otherwise he would use his left hand.

His shorts are obviously torn - presumably from a crash…

You must be a blast at parties.

I have been there man…only my tights tore in the crotch…in Nebraska and it was like 20 out…now THAT was a funny thread.