Friday night, my weim tangled with, and ultimately killed, a wild animal. It appears to be a weasel, with long, sharp claws and teeth. It left a few puncture wounds on my dog, which required stitches in his lip and under his chin. I was covered in the dog’s blood as I tended to him. At one point, I was hit in the eye by my dog’s paw as I was trying to stop the bleeding.
I woke up Saturday morning with what I thought was a sub-conjunctival hemmorrhage in my right eye. I did some online research and realized that was not the case.
I found this picture of Alice Harris and realized I have the same condition as her. I have obviously been infected with the Rage Virus. But, the good new is, I am immune.
It is now clear to me that the weasel was infected, gave it to my dog, and his blood gave it to me.
This whole ebola epidemic is a front. The zombie apocalypse is upon us. Get ready.
