Yesterday’s newspaper reports that Leonardo Dicaprio, an “avid environmentalist,” has purchased a private island and plans to develop it into an environmentally friendly resort.
Ah ha ha ha ha! ! !
You’re just jealous of his island 
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Now that is typical.
I am going to hazard a guess he bought it outside the jurisdiction of US environmental regulation.
Off the coast of Belize, I think. Think all the guests who frequent the development will get there via sailboat? Or private jet?