Embarrassed to be German

I am so embarrassed to be German when I see the age group results from Hamburg, Germany and the same is true for other results with Germans. Why do Germans have to have their titles with their names in results of races? For example Dr. Paul Kleinschwanz and Dipl. Ing. (Engineer with diploma) Frank Arschloch? There are plenty of doctors and professors and engineers in other countries (ie USA and Canada) who race and no one would know what they do. Plus what really has that to do with results in triathlons etc? I actually think our pro dentist Tom Evans in Canada should be having a title too such as Dr. Dent Tom Evans, like the German pro a few years ago Dr. Rainer Horner Mueller. :slight_smile:

Herbert

I completely agree.

Sincerely,

Mike, T.L., D.M.A.

(These Letters Don’t Mean Anything.)

it’s cultural
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I agree.

Kind regards,

Paulo, Dipl. Eng. Dr.

I am embarrassed to be Portuguese.

At least you’re not British.

I can see how after WWI, WWII, and SNL’s Sprockets skits… this would put you over the edge.

Jealous?

I don’t know who has a “Minderwertigkeitskomplex” here…

You could always buy a title. In your new “homecountry” everything is for sale…

I am all for it. They should be required to disclose their medical degree. At least thatway you would always know who has access to the good drugs.

And it is Dr. Rainer Mueller-Hoerner.

Wait, I take back my slam of Germany. BMW, Porsche, and SRM rock!

Along those lines a funny thing in Germany what I have noticed especially on the countryside is that the wife of Dr. Paulo Sousa (even if she has no high school diploma) is often called called Frau Dr. Sousa. By that logic I should really move back to Germany as my fiancee Amy is a surgeon and thus I could be called Herr Doctor Krabel in Germany. So no title purchase necessary here.
:slight_smile:

The question though is, in triathlons would a title make me faster?

Herbert

You don’t know how right you are because my ex-wife also has a PhD :wink:
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I’m embarrassed that I’m a Type A+, egotistical A-hole.

No, wait… F* you, no I’m not.

I’m on Slowtwitch, BEEOTCH!!

Later!

Brian

Herbert,

I worked at a “good drug” pharmacy and it was a competition for the employees to see how many letters they could get on the phone list after their names. my buddy used to put CSI after his name (this was way before the shows). After about 4 years and 200 phone sheets the new secretary asked him what it stood for. He told her it was Certified Swim Instructor, a class he took when he was 14. I dont think she added it any longer.

M of S, Soon to be Dr. of S, Zachary Callahan

Are you racing at Nashville, if so I will see you there.

I’ve always thought it would be awesome to have business cards printed up just like Wile E. Coyote.

Wile E. Coyote
GENIUS

Pass those around and see if anyone notices…

I thought he was
“supra genius”
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I guess it’s a superficial European thing. Over there they tell you very early (4th or 5th) grade what you can and can’t become. And the ones that get a good education feel the need to put their titles in front of their names. Idiotic. You can see those title abbreviations even in the phone book at times. A good friend of mine, a doctor, would never put his title in front of his name like that and doesn’t understand it either.

Stupid Europeans.

Stupid Europeans.
I was going to say that you were calling yourself stupid, but then I remembered you’re swiss.

I guess it’s a superficial European thing. Over there they tell you very early (4th or 5th) grade what you can and can’t become. And the ones that get a good education feel the need to put their titles in front of their names. Idiotic. You can see those title abbreviations even in the phone book at times. A good friend of mine, a doctor, would never put his title in front of his name like that and doesn’t understand it either.

Stupid Europeans.
They do it in Mexico also so it must be more widespread than we think?

“At least you’re not British”

he sertenly is white enough.

“At least you’re not British”

he sertenly is white enough.

And a gud spelr