Election Update - Breaking news

The Coffee Shop
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We interrupt the election news to announce Britney Spears has filed for divorce.

Is there anything the Republicans wouldn’t do to interrupt the voting?

Say it ain’t so Britney.

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Hope she has a prenup.

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Does that matter in CA?

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  • Britney Spears has filed for divorce.*

I am shocked that a celebrity filed for a divorce. Really, truly, shocked. Devastated, in fact.

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does this change how many steps she is from being President:

Cheney
Pelosi
… about 200,000,000
Brittany

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Especially in CA.

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Who saw this coming…

             I thought they were in love........... 

                              WTF....................................................

Actually, I didn’t even know they got married.

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K Fed is so cool. I love gangsta honkys. How could she?

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Pretty fly for a white guy …

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**K Fed is so cool. I love gangsta honkys. How could she? **

I’m sure his career will be just fine without having Britney Spears as his wife.

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"I’m sure his career will be just fine without having Britney Spears as his wife. "

Coming off that rousing performance in front of 300 people in NY, he has an unlimited potential for starring in Celebrity Paranormal Experiment or boxing Vanilla Ice on Fox Celebrity Boxing. The Surreal Life is just around the corner. Wait a minute, who wouldn’t watch a K-Fed version of Flava of Love, filmed at his posh mobile home?

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K Fed is going to ask for $100 million in assets, plus alimony so he can keep up his same lifestyle of white trailer trash with too much money.