Dwarf offered coloring book and crayons by waitress

And, like a boss, laughs it off instead of getting all offended!

I love this guy…

“James said: “As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn’t a child.
“She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock.
“But I am man enough to see the funny side - I would never take offense.””

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/james-lusted-offered-colouring-book-7914098

“Who would want to marry me, a dwarf from Wales?”

That’s pretty priceless right there.

Tyrion would have shown her who’s a man . . .

Tyrion would have shown her who’s a man . . .

Don’t ever… try to give… me a coloring book… again…

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And, like a boss, laughs it off instead of getting all offended!

I love this guy…

“James said: “As I said thank you to the waitress she heard my voice and knew I wasn’t a child.
“She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock.
“But I am man enough to see the funny side - I would never take offense.””

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/...louring-book-7914098

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Call me a dwarf one more time…

I find these little people references so offensive.

I might be hypersensitive because I dated a woman afflicted with this condition and it just hurts me to see these folks made the butt of hurtful jokes.

It still gets to me even today. I was nuts over her.

It still gets to me even today. I was nuts over her.

There’s a whole lot of win right there.

I find these little people references so offensive.

I might be hypersensitive because I dated a woman afflicted with this condition and it just hurts me to see these folks made the butt of hurtful jokes.

It still gets to me even today. I was nuts over her.

How long have you been waiting to use that?

Only 6 weeks since my last use.

I was at a trade show happy hour and this guy started spewing all sorts of midget jokes. I didn’t know anyone in the group listening in. That joke was a great icebreaker.

It was in a state of dormancy for at least 2 years prior though.

You earned me spraying a little coffee into my keyboard. Well done good Sir.

I find these little people references so offensive.

I might be hypersensitive because I dated a woman afflicted with this condition and it just hurts me to see these folks made the butt of hurtful jokes.

It still gets to me even today. I was nuts over her.

http://media.giphy.com/media/B3KHjXkVXw5AA/giphy.gif

I find these little people references so offensive.

I might be hypersensitive because I dated a woman afflicted with this condition and it just hurts me to see these folks made the butt of hurtful jokes.

It still gets to me even today. I was nuts over her.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs9mtry7Z1r1thdeo1_400.gif

He is pretty boyish…maybe he like to color.
http://i4.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/article7914155.ece/alternates/s615/JS48335185.jpg

He is pretty boyish…maybe he like to color.
http://i4.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/article7914155.ece/alternates/s615/JS48335185.jpg

Nothing quite as entertaining as a dwarf and a BBW.