Dura Ace Cranks....um, wow

Triathlon Forum
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As quoted from Bonktown…if it was a Zipp or SuperRecord maybe…I am thinking Danielle Steel is doing their writing.

Mmm…sexy sexy. The Shimano Dura-Ace Hollowtech II Double Crankset is stiffer than a frozen boner, flashier than Liberace, and lighter and hotter than a pair of titanium panties. The sleek two-piece design, oversized spindle and hollow-forged crankarms trim every last gram of fat while simultaneously boosting system rigidity. Near-seamless construction means unmatched power transmission to the custom machine-lightened Dura-Ace chainrings, pickle-crisp shifting, and a lust factor that will parch the salivary glands of your comrades

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thats how all their stuff is

check out the recommended uses sometime when one of the italian frames comes up, lol
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LOL! I just saw that over there as well. Great price - too bad they are selling most TT chainring sizes though. I’m not man enough to use a 42 SMALL front :slight_smile:

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Frozen Boner? That’s not the preferred nomenclature. Can you say…dicksicle?

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Dont make me bring up my old Nebraska in the spring time ride…

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You’re just a hater! That DA crank is very nice.

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The funny thing is that they are head quartered in Salt Lake City. I am guessing some deprived mormon teenagers are writing all this stuff…

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its intentionally ridiculous and following in the proud tradition of quick sales sites like woot.com
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I want to know what woman wears panties that are heavier than a DA crankset, how wide they are, and how did they get so hot.