Its the Olympics coming up, and I want to be entertained. I want to see those athletes earn their keep. I want to see them running faster, jumping higher, throwing further than ever before. I want to see records tumble. Male or female, I want to see superhuman freaks with comic book physiques, flexing the largest, most ripped muscles. After all, without us watching they woudn’t be in the arena, in the spotlight, no they’d be stuck in dead end jobs like the rest of the world. This is our pay back, our just deserves. To all those who resist and desist, I say stand up and take a shot in the arm - earn your keep, fly your sponsors flag. Sure, there might be the odd mistake made, a death here or there, but ever heard of collatoral damage?
And triathletes, they’ve got to be the worst! It’s about time one of those namby-pamby, straight-laced, holier-than-thou tri-geeks got pumped on the right gear and finally did some damage to that Hawaii Ironman record. Come on guys, you wanna get some real fame and earn some real money? Then its time to leave that oh-so-healthy drug-free lifestyle with the amateurs, back where it belongs, and start acting like true professionals.
duncan