Donate your poop- earn cash

Apparently, poop banks are a thing now, if you live in Massachusetts. Come in. Take a dump. Get $40. It’s for a good cause (seriously). No word on if they get grumpy if you leave the door open or do an upper decker.

http://www.boston.com/health/2014/10/15/poop-bank-massachusetts-will-pay-you-per-dump/FMMhBXMKyFNTRXKoThmnpM/story.html

Do they accept out of staters? I’d seriously look at a Southwest flight up there after pre-loading on steak and burritos for a few days. Come home with some Benjamins!

Sounds reasonable after reading it. I do hope they test every sample before packaging.

Oh. I mean that’s a shitty job.

I thought this might be for lunchbox’s compost pile.

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Do they accept mail order samples? I could hook them up with a variety pack- the bison burger with stout will be in production by daybreak tomorrow!

I think Duffy is developing an unhealthy fascination with my poop.

Sounds reasonable after reading it. I do hope they test every sample before packaging.

Oh. I mean that’s a shitty job.

I’d like to know if they are also doing stats on the poopings. Create categories. Perhaps reward people for records.

80 courics is a lot.

Do they accept out of staters?

Is that like an upper decker or something?