If I put this on my doorstep can I call myself a real American now?
wow its mostly red the semi official color of communism! the few american countries with communist factions of govt will appreciate your solidarity!
What I found the saddist part of all of this is that I thought of chainpin when I was at Bed Bath & Beyond.
No way…THIS is the only way to show your true Americanism.
you got the AIN down - if you don’t agree with Chainpin then the O gets tacked on
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You can put it on the doorstep, but wiping your feet on it is blasphemous.
if I was martian who came to earth today to read the LR, I would conclude it’s ok to be Christian if I keep is a secret, and it’s ok to be American but don’t overtly show any pride.
You liberal earthlings are a confused, tortured bunch.
I was making fun of chainpin.
it’s all B&W for guys, heh
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a smarter alien might conclude that there are also people who are capable of believing strongly in things without displaying those things in bumper sticker, t-shirt, or door mat form. do proud americans think their country deserves to be celebrated in something better than a tawdry footwipe?
-mike
p.s - what does this have to do with liberals?
See, that’s another problem we are having in this society. Nobody is capable of minding their own business.
let’s not bring race into this.
I really want to walk through this giant opening you created here but will restrain myself in the spirit of the holiday.
That depends. Did it come with a flag lapel pin?
alas, it is truly a major problem we are having in our society.
in other news, 1 billion people on earth don’t have access to clean drinking water.
-mike
if I was martian who came to earth today to read the LR, I would conclude it’s ok to be Christian if I keep is a secret, and it’s ok to be American but don’t overtly show any pride.
If you were a martian who came to earth today, half of the country would think you were Jesus. Only greener than they had imagined.
it’s all B&W for guys, heh
It’s all S&M for them too.
Case in point. Your great mind is obviously occupied on the major issues of the world yet you make time to comment on American preferences in doomats.
this is boring. i’m bored.
-mike
Not a bad idea. Greetings earthlings, give me your bourbon and women.