Do you name your bike

yep, the QR is name QueenK
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I’ve named each one of my bikes “Flattery…”

…because they get me nowhere…

KJR

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

My Fuji road bike was Ginger, until she turned on me and I realized that she was possessed and evil. And decided that she was a he, so he became D-POD, or Damien, Prince of Darkness. He is now sulking in the garage, and I refuse to go near him.

My beautiful borrowed black Orbea I named Persephone, though her everyday name is Precious. She is treated accordingly.

" - Crappy POS bike"

hay that my bikes name !!!

Do I name my bikes? Absolutely. Since I talk to them as I ride, they may as well have a proper name. My current bike is Maxine, the speed machine. My old bike is Talouse la Trek.

Not normally…but my 03 Kestrel Talon SL in full aero race trim w/Hed bars and carbon everything was so drop-dead sexy…she became…

Svetlana.

Call me silly…almost 40 and naming my bikes…

Just imagine what I’ll do with a 40’ Catamaran!

Don’t name your bike. RIDE your bike.

To me there is something weird about naming bikes. Also I cringe when someone calls their bike “steed.”
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I agree. Bikes are bikes, not horses.

I also agree about naming bikes. Mine are:

The tri bike
The road bike
The mountain bike

My wife’s bikes are:
My wife’s road bike
My wife’s mountain bike

Works for me.

i wanna hear some anyway, you know the x-rATED hill names
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