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speaking for all Americans, we really need a machine that wipes our ass for us. Any guesses as to when our beautiful unfailing free market will provide us one such machine?
I wonder how long the delay is before it will dispense another 5 sheets. I think it will be a lot like the first low volume toilets. They used more water than the old units because they had to be double flushed.
don’t you just use a bidet being french and all? or a hosepipe…
we really need a machine that wipes our ass for us. Any guesses as to when our beautiful unfailing free market will provide us one such machine?
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If I don’t get an arm’s length…I’ll be elbow deep in it.
I can’t imagine TP is a major expense item for most companies.
“I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square”-- Sheryl Crow
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I have NO IDEA why more people aren’t using biodegradable “wet wipes”. Geez, 2 sheets MAX.
Dry wiping is like so 2005.
“This is probably the most personal experience you can have. We didn’t want to get any frustrations,” Thorne says. “None of us like to touch things they think someone before them has touched.”
Automated TP dispenser, automated flusher, automated facet … and then EVERYONE touches the door handle.
Is it just me or are rapidly sprinting toweard sissyhood?
It’s like we want automated stuff for automation sake.
My personal bane seems to be the automated faucets that shoot water with such force that it sprays all over the front of my pants. Half the time I look around for cameras to see if it’s a practical joke. It’s so much MORE convenitnet than simply slightly turning the faucet handle.
Geez.
Not sure how to spell that but isn’t it called a dubeu’. Been around for long time.
~Matt
speaking for all Americans, we really need a machine that wipes our ass for us. Any guesses as to when our beautiful unfailing free market will provide us one such machine?
This has been around a few years. They also sell the seat separately (that can be put on any bowl). Comparable items are made by other manufacturers as well.
Welcome to the future…the future of poop!
"Is it just me or are rapidly sprinting toweard sissyhood? "
In my office building they just installed Purell dispensers at the elevator banks because people didn’t like to press the elevator buttons. I’ve actually seen people using paper towels to press so they didn’t have to touch the button!
(BTW, I think the answer to your question is ‘yes’.)