Okay, I just put the first part on there to gain more attention to myself. So ha.
I’m bored. Slow day at work.
Some people on this board seem to mimic famous celebrities. Sooooooo like any responsilbe SlowTwitchite, I’ve written them down and started compiling a list.
Feel free to add on or re-evaluate.
SlowTwitch celebrities-
Dan Empfield- Ron Jeremy, because he has had lots of bikes in his time, and even now he can still ride whatever he wants.
Tom Demerly- High Hefner because he’s got more nice bikes than anybody else, anywhere, and he rarely keeps the same one for any amount of time.
Snack Attack- Renee Zellweger, because she really likes to eat.
KittyCat- toss-up between Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton. One, because everybody loves her, and two because she is a hopeless flirt.
Francois- Johnny Depp- He’s got nice stuff, and smells like a Frenchman.
Record10Carbon- Jay Leno, lots and lots of bikes with a slightly mis-understood sense of humor.
Jaylew- he can be Wesley Snipes, Ving Rhames, or Jamie Foxx, because he’s a cool customer and seems to have done it all.
Andypants- Oprah. She founded Food-sluts, what more do you need?
Frank Day- he gets stuck being Doctor Phil. Nuff said.
Smartasscoach- Dopey, from the seven dwarves.
Marisol- Mariah Carey, won’t somebody marry her?
Bunnyman- Andy Dick, anyway you look at it, he’s a perv, and yet the ladies love him.
Herbert- Mike Myers. After the bicycle position post he will always be Dr. Evil.
Freestyle- Spongebob Square pants. Why because I’m writing the list, I can make him whoever I want him to be.