Tim Cook is gay.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/business/apple-ceo-tim-cook-i-m-proud-to-be-gay-1.2078622
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and?
Do you want to catch the gay?
I hope you are joking.
Well, I mean he did need to do something to get the news off of Google’s executive and back to Apple…
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Sharing a soda often leads to the exchange of bodily fluids. The small amount of saliva you are ingesting now could come back to haunt you in the future. Studies show that this is a gateway activity, to get you used to the taste of the same sex in your mouth. It starts at letting one of these gays share your Pepsi and ends with him **shoving his penis in your backside repeatedly. **
Tim Cook is gay.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/…-to-be-gay-1.2078622]
Some 12 year olds worked really hard building thay phone and mac, have some sympathy.
Sharing a soda often leads to the exchange of bodily fluids. The small amount of saliva you are ingesting now could come back to haunt you in the future. Studies show that this is a gateway activity, to get you used to the taste of the same sex in your mouth. It starts at letting one of these gays share your Pepsi and ends with him **shoving his penis in your backside repeatedly. **
http://christwire.org/...ys-you-can-catch-it/
That is the best website ever. Damn those homogays. The best is the one about comics. 95% of gay men said they want to have sex with Batman. I love it. This site is right up there with the Onion.
Dear Tim Cook,
Who gives a shit?
Dear Tim Cook,
Who gives a shit?
I see that the homogays have got their hooks into you. You are now part of the agenda.
If you aren’t outraged you’ve caught the gay.
Will I still catch the gay from Apple purchases that preceded his tenure as CEO?
Will I still catch the gay from Apple purchases that preceded his tenure as CEO?
Depends how old they are. He’s been with the company since 1998 so it’s pretty safe to assume that all Apple devices sold from 2000 onwards are infected.
Big whoop! Not a big deal.
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- Big whoop! Not a big deal.
Pretty sure that was his point.
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Will I still catch the gay from Apple purchases that preceded his tenure as CEO?
depends on if you do the most recent update to 8.01.5
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God bless you Tim Cook and with this news, it makes me want to buy apple products even more. Think about it, not only are apple products great, but now I can see my support of Apple as slap in the face the Conservative Christian Republican assholes who are trying to flush this country down the toilet with their moral horse shit agenda.
God bless you Tim Cook and with this news, it makes me want to buy apple products even more. Think about it, not only are apple products great, but now I can see my support of Apple as slap in the face the Conservative Christian Republican assholes who are trying to flush this country down the toilet with their moral horse shit agenda.
2.5/10
What does it mean if I have an Iphone 6, I pad and Macbook?