Democrats, even the Shiek abandons you

From the new Bin Laden tape.

Bin Laden–“People of America: the world is following your news in regards to your invasion of Iraq, for people have recently come to know that, after several years of tragedies of this war, the vast majority of you want it stopped. Thus, you elected the Democratic Party for this purpose, but the Democrats haven’t made a move worth mentioning. On the contrary, they continue to agree to the spending of tens of billions to continue the killing and war there.”

So does that mean he’ll stop targeting civilians, if the Gov’t is doing something that the general public does not want? Not likely.

He tells what we have to do later on. He says Americans all need to convert to Islam.

You must have missed that part.

You mean Bin Laden, the number one wanted man in America? The same guy Bush said he would search to the end of the earth to find and he would not rest until brought to justice? The guy being protected by our ally Pakistan? The guy Bush never seems to talk about anymore? That guy?

My bad. I skipped over that bit of the memo.

As a recent convert to atheism, I don’t think I’ll be converting to Islam anytime soon. Good thing I’m not a Yank.

You mean Bin Laden, the number one wanted man in America? The same guy Bush said he would search to the end of the earth to find and he would not rest until brought to justice? The guy being protected by our ally Pakistan? The guy Bush never seems to talk about anymore? That guy?
Yeah, yeah! The guy with the beard and stuff! I think he’s growing disenchanted with the Democrat party.

I’m just glad someone starked this hilarious thread. I mean geez, if UBL is telling us to do something, obviously we should listen. He knows, what we know, he knows, we think he knows, we know he thinks we’re thinking. Think about it…