I live in a one-bedroom condo. Right now, my bike trainer (standard Kurt Kinetic Road Machine) sits in a corner of the living room when not in use. I don’t have a closet to hide it in. I bought a decorative basket for the riser ring, big towel, trainer mat, etc. junk but would love to disguise the trainer too. Anybody thought of anything clever?
You could mount a bike in it, and nobody would notice the trainer. 
How about a nice big fern?
Put up 1/2 a dozen nude pictures around the room. No one will ever notice your trainer.
Just fold it under your bed, it might keep the monsters away as well…
Put up 1/2 a dozen nude pictures around the room. No one will ever notice your trainer.
This ^^^^. hahaha
Just fold it under your bed, it might keep the monsters away as well…
Keeping it under your bed might attract The Blerch though…
FWIW, my Kurt Kinetic R&R is simply the centerpiece of my room. Its the most prominent decoration. I mean, who wouldnt want to have something so awesomely green as their main visual draw?