There are decisive moments in a person’s life… moments where you have to make choices that will affect your whole life…
So when I got trailbait’s PURPLE hat with “HOTTIE” written in the front, I just knew that one of those decisive moments had just arrived… so I just said “I will NEVER wear this… EVER!” 
But in true TSR style, I will forward it to a true hottie… one that doesn’t mind wearing purple… pink is as far as I’ll go 
As well you should my friend. As well you should.
I’m so pissed at you.
Stay out of this Demerly or I’ll send you a purple hottie hat too.
Honey, I’m sorry… I promise I’ll make it up to you… :-p
To make it up to me: please post a pic of yourself with the hat on!
It can be the one time you wear it and then you can do whatever you want with it.
Make it up to me!
I’m so dissapointed, I went to your website looking for a flowered race belt and you don’t make one. 
so, you are racist towrds non flowered race belts??
I could probably make you a flower race belt, what color do you want?
Should we send one to smartasscoach so he can complain about it and never wear it!?!
don’t let him fool you…SAC WOULD wear it…and it would go perfectly well with his pink socks!
so, you are racist towrds non flowered race belts??
Wow, now he’s stalking me around the board. Now here is someone who needs to get a life. Can you make him a life, perhaps a flowered one???
You are so right! I think I have a pink heart backpack that he would like too. I bought some pretty fabric this weekend and I do feel inspired today!
There might be another special delivery for SAC soon!
mental note BUY BLEACH!
Don’t you have to race to wear a belt?!?!?!
You are such a smart ass.
Now where’s the pic of you wearing the hat I sent you?
Give the ladies what they want. The ladies want the hat.
THE LADIES WANT THE HAT!!!
Pumpkin, I would wear pink… but purple… come on… you’ll get your pic, just not my head… oh, that sounds bad… :-p
so, you are racist towrds non flowered race belts??
Wouldn’t that be florist?..kj
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yeah, a racist florist
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You mean two gay florists on a yellow tandem bike!
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me,
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and
grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and a pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street.
And set a good example for the children.
We will have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old and start to wear purple.
~ Jenny Joseph ~