Dear Mr. Slowman

Sometimes on a search, an article by “Himself” will come up, but I can’t find it on your site. Maybe I am not looking in the right spot. Maybe I am a stupid. Two Examples–last week I saw a typical know-it-all one-right-way Slowman article on how to set your cleats on bike shoes. Can’t find it on your site. Got some new shoes coming and want to review your thoughts.

A while back, I saw an article on run cadence in three parts “The Technical Aspects of Running” but I can’t find that on your site. It was on Active.com.

Maybe you have spewed so much bullshit that you can’t remember it all. But I do like your straightforward approach. Someday, if I get smarter, I will come to more of my own conclusions, but for now, I know enough to know that I could do worse than to give a lot of consideration to yours.

I have an average size nose, but I can still get it pretty far up someone’s ass when I want to.

Wow, so you came to a guys website and critisize it for containing his opinions. Thats what i always hated about Shakespeare’s plays, they never included anyone elses writing. And my favorite Thai restaurant is pretty good, but why the hell dont they sell pizza their?

Shawn T

I think you miss my point. I place a lot of value in Mr. Empfield’s training and equipment opinions. That’s why I would like to be able to access them all through the website, if that is practical, feasible, etc. I certainly am in no position to criticize him, and would not do it in his own forum if I were. I would stand in front of his ranch with a six gun on my hip and call him out at high noon, or run for USAT board.

But I am glad that you jumped in to defend the Slowman, cuz his momma doesn’t post to this board, and he is otherwise defenseless.

Gees… I must admit you’ve got some gall… you even assumed you had a point in the first place.

What a dud.

Joe Moya

happy to oblige:

http://www.slowtwitch.com/mainheadings/techctr/maintenance/cleat_mount.html

you’ll also want to look at this…

http://www.slowtwitch.com/mainheadings/prodreview/newproduct/lewedge.html

All of this goes to illustrate the “internet effect”, where the vast majority of people post writings in a tone and manner that they would never exhibit were they face-to-face with the intended recipient of the diatribe.

Lewis Leakey Kahuna

What a dud.
That’s “Dude”, with an “e”.

All of this goes to illustrate the “internet effect”, where the vast majority of people post writings in a tone and manner that they would never exhibit were they face-to-face with the intended recipient of the diatribe.
Actually, I think also what happens is that people post as they would speak, but tone, inflection, etc. get lost and people take offense.

Thanks Joe. I be sure to put you and smtyrrell99 down in the “Book of Asses”. If you will ignore my posts, I will ignore yours.

Nope, it’s “dud”… there is no e in dud.

Main Entry: 1dud http://www.webster.com/images/audio.gif
Pronunciation: 'd&d
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English dudde
… - 2 a : one that is ineffectual; also : FAILURE <a box-office dud> b : MISFIT

So, if your original post was intended as sarcasm… then, I stand by my original statement… “What a dud”.

Joe Moya

BTW, Note:

Main Entry: dic·tio·nary http://www.webster.com/images/audio.gif
Pronunciation: 'dik-sh&-"ner-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -nar·ies
Etymology: Medieval Latin *dictionarium, *from Late Latin *diction-, dictio *word, from Latin, speaking
1 : a reference book containing words usually alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, etymologies, meanings, and syntactical and idiomatic uses
2 : a reference book listing alphabetically terms or names important to a particular subject or activity along with discussion of their meanings and applications
3 : a reference book giving for words of one language equivalents in another
4 : a list (as of items of data or words) stored in a computer for reference (as for information retrieval or word processing)

Etymology: Middle English dudde
… - 2 a : one that is ineffectual; also : FAILURE <a box-office dud> b : MISFIT

Oh. Now I see. You were right. That is me to a “T”.

BTW–when I post to the Slowman, I post “Dear Mr. Slowman” or something like that. If I post to you, which I didn’t and wouldn’t, it would be more like “Dear Mr. Asshole”. You won’t have to look that up to know I mean you. I don;t have a “See and Say” dictionary, but here’s a pic: http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/images/219.jpg