Dear strong and beautiful women of SLowtwitch,
Last week I wrote a story about my digusting the population of Slowtwitchia to the point where a fake newscast was needed. It was ment to be groaned at and forgotten. Unfourtanletly it has ignited every mans most base humors.
I am now begging for your forgivness. Though I myself am a pig and find it all funnybut, I really don’t like making others uncomfortable.
I ask for your forgivenss and please don’t kick me off.
Your all specail
Mr. Tibbs