Dan aka Slowman is in trouble

I just saw this on the local news and I am very worried about our Dan Empfield.
Dan if you want to hide somewhere here in TN, I’ll find a good hiding spot.

Plus I have a military police background.

Check out the story: http://www.icetruck.tv

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Herbert

www.guerrillacommunication.com

Oh man, this is terrible. The suspect caught on the survailance video kind of looked like Paul Levine…

that is freaking good!!!

I’ve tried calling him at home, no answer. I think I’m going to have the police check up on him. Thanks for the tip.

— edit before people think I’m that gullible
this is why I hate viral campaigns…

Levine could be working in cahoots with reggiedog…

Might not be the right time to ask, but, Do you think any of his gear is up for auction???

JD

that rocks.

you know I have been telling slowman for years that this forum is dangerous…that it is best if he posts anonymously…but he did not listen to me…why do you think he lives up in the mountains above LA? He is building on his property and painting camouflage sage and bear chollas on his roofs so that they cannot be seen from satellite.

Emilio, I was just thinking about the movie Tremors and the house those 2 had out in the desert with all the
stuff for survival mode. Dan, your house look like that and outfitted like that?

Dave

What the hell did we ever do without the internet?

What the hell did we ever do without the internet?
Alot more work! LOL

You hit it right on the nose Dave.

funny how you type in Dan’s address in most satellite image servers and they can’t find it.

Coincidence? or not?

(notice I said “most”. There are some where “the compound” can be watched :slight_smile:

i get these kind of threats all the time. i have to do all my training with two bodyguards. francois used to be one, but he couldn’t hold the pace during the run, so now it’s jordan and bjorn. if i did any rough water swimming that might be a problem, but since i only swim in a pool, no need for them to keep up :wink:

Revenge of Swimfan…

Is this the outfall of your dispute with LOWES Home Improvement?

Man, you got your hands full… those Lowe guys have done some ugly things in the past.

What’s terrible is to see your spelling after only 2 years here…I know they don’t speak English, but still…

Oh, he will be ok. If anyone ever tries to invade his property, they will either get eaten by the bear that trolls his property, or slip and fall on the huge bear turd that is right outside him drive way. It was HUIUUUUGE!!!

PT

If the protocol is consistent with all victims, Dan has nothing to worry about. I don’t think his 1996 cell phone has the technology to receive TEXT messages. In this particular case, it really pays to be simple.

PT

i was with levine this am I can be his alibi-character witness.

k