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Take out a few spacers… you are waaaay too upright. : )
Saddle might be a bit low.
And the Eagle Scout medal looks off-center in the display case.
Hey, this is kindof fun! 
Those shorts must go. Lycra needed.
look out behind you…there’s a deer coming through your wall!!!
With the steel reinforced cage around you I dont think you need a helmet. Just a suggestion…
I’m only wearing the helmet for the aerodynamics. It has been wind-tunnel tested to reduce my coefficient of drag by .000001 lbs.
Move the stereo next time you dust, please…ATTENTION TO DETAIL!!!
That remote control in the bottle cage is not going get you very far hydrationwise. Whats in the safe on the bottom shelf?
**That remote control in the bottle cage is not going get you very far hydrationwise. **
Well, usually there’s a beer in there.
Whats in the safe on the bottom shelf?
It’s my sons room (who is in the Army.) I’m afraid to look.
is the cute little basket on the bottom shelf for grocery shopping?
What was your metrosexual score???
Shoulders are a bit low.
I think you have what appears to be a duck sticking out of your back.
That is part of my wife’s collection of “Longaberger Baskets.” Don’t ask. Anyone who’s wife collects those things knows what I mean. One day I am going on EBay, selling them all, and buying a Serotta. Then, I will begin moving outside into my tent.
I think I got a 21 or 22 on the metrosexual quiz, but only because there were so many “shaving” questions. But, you can see from my legs that I haven’t shaved in about 12 weeks.
When I landed on my head, I rolled over on my back onto a duck decoy. The doctors have put off the surgery to remove it until after I get my halo off.
No–one of my wife’s school teacher associates started selling them. I think my wife has every make/model they produce. Can’t swing a dead cat around here without hitting a basket.
Grown-ass man and you still need a nightlight?
That’s a room deodorizer. Get’s pretty ripe in there when I’m doin’ my VO2Max workouts…