From the Patriot half
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You’re blocking
Jodi
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You’ll get a wicked lower back tan. Wear that stripe proudly. Oh, and 4 minutes penalty for not riding to the right.
You’re right foot should be flat, your waterbottles don’t match.
Grant
LOOK OUT!! That car may hit you
You dropped something on the road. Check lower right hand corner of pic.
Your bike position is in the middle of the lane, it should be on the right.
You forgot to put sunscreen on your lower back where the skin is showing; and those black clothes, well, are you going to a funeral?
BrokenSpoke
1: Nobody w/in miles of me, setting up for right hand turn
2: Sunscreen. Dark complexion. see above.
3: No it shouldn’t. Tried to get race director to hand out matching water bottles, what can you do.
4: Too silly
5: Bug road pizza
6: see above and above
7: nope. nope. It’s red in front anyways.
Are those cars in the opposite lane all racers leaving after the awards ceremony?? You’re dead last?? Well, better than DNF I guess. Way to hang in there!!
The position of your timing chip on your left leg is all wrong. Probably cost you at least 0.00021 seconds over the course of the race.
Any what’s with your shadow? It’s hideous. You really need to work on improving it. Nothing a good makeover wouldn’t solve.