Crack A Fat

I was talking to my mate The Drug Lord and the subject moved to getting a half mongral while riding.Have any of you guys ever been out for a long ride alone out in the country and got the old rush of blood? What about you girls? Ever had a slippery saddle?

RS

You are an absolute idiot.

Thanks for the warning. I guess if we see your bike on the side of the road and you in the bushes we know not to stop and see if you need help.

Leave the cows alone.

Yeah mate, been there done that.

Can be a bit uncomfortable if the lycra is a bit tight, apparently if you still have the pubic hairs down there it can get caught up as well.

Best just to hop off the bike and get rid of it,if you know what I mean,or do it on the bike if you are real talented.

i had a dream about this last nite.

Leave the cows alone.
Yeah–the pretty ones are mine!

The e invasion has begun. Watch out seppos.

You guy’s are cracking me up. I haven’t laughed this much for ages. Wonder how body piercing would go down there whilst riding. That is the cycling kind of riding for you aussie guys reading this.

I’m sorry, did I wander into the Lavender Room by mistake?

(Actually I find the thread funny but shouldn’t it be in the other forum?)

“YOu mean the other forum that is nothing but a left vs. right food fight?”

Unfortunately so. The Lavender Room has turned into a Tag Team match where all the competitors are blind (to each other’s views).

Still this thread might put it back on the right track.