HA! Got ya…
(EDIT: Just for the record… I think they’re both just as doped as the rest of the top 10).
Ya know why the French teams suck? Cuz they are the only clean teams left…
At the rate they are getting caught pretty soon we’re going to find out that the podium girls breasts aren’t real and then the Tour and cycling will really be tarnished…
Paul and Phil are next.
They use cocaine and hookers to get them through the tour… the scandal deepens… 
Phil was quoted as saying “I completely and utterly shagged that bird, I just had to find my rythm, then I dug into my suitcase of courage and came out with my favorite sex toys and ounce of powder”.
I’ll quit cycling if I find out Paul and Phil shag each other instead of hookers.
That would have Phil in “a spot of bother”…
Just remember - Lance is a pure and clean as the new fallen snow…uh huh…
What pisses me off is that Lance was never stripped of his 99 tour win by the positive EPO test… fucking shameful