I’m working on mine. I’ll post it in a bit.
Santa’s dead, and John Travolta killed him.
Fahrenheit 12/25
(was that too politically incorrect?)
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“Having ignored the symptoms for some time, Mr. Kringle learned his colonoscopy would indeed be rather invasive.”
I saw a 747 kissing Santa Claus
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Denver Center, Flight 1273 descend to flight level 25 , we have a low speed non transponder target at your 12 o’clock , 1273 looking , ?
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Does anyone remember the movie Airplane or maybe Airplane 2? Remember ‘Air Isreal’? I guess Hanukkah Harry was the pilot of this plane and finally took care of that fat-bearded-bastard. If only there were a yamikka (sp?) on the plane.
“Don’t forget to register your flight patterns!” - The FAA.
Do you want syrup with your christmas pancake?
Merry F*%$#@* Christmas!!
Rudolph, your other left!
Q; What’s the first thing that goes through Santa’s mind when he hits the the nose of your jumbo jet?
A; His ass.
that is fricking awful.
I love it.
yet again we see why drinking and flying a sleigh don’t mix.
This is what happens when Mrs. Claus is out of town for a long, long time.
“…Unfortunately, Little Billy had spiked the milk, and things went south from there.”
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“They should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.”
-Elmo and Patsy
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“Yes, Virginia, there used to be a Santa Claus. But not any more.” --Gary Larsen