Don’t want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?
Don’t want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?
If you picked it up with gloved hands, you could probably pull a print off of it. Testosterone package inserts have a known correlation for being in similar locations to Testosterone and testosterone delivery moieties.
Light the twitchhunt lanterns. I’m on the 9th floor I keep my eyes out!
This sounds like a fantastic way to troll people at a race. I’ll file this away…
Not trolling, I have photo evidence. The carpeting in the hallways is very unique. Just don’t know how to post the pic from my iPhone.
I’m not saying you are, but rather I would love to see the storm that brews dropping a product insert by certain rooms or bikes or whatever.
Piss test all KQ’ers. Take your slot, fill a cup, & slide your card. Knowing it was inevitable would go a long ways, & IM can afford to perform 80 drugs tests this weekend.
I wonder if the hotel would let you see the camera footage if you told them what you were looking for.
If I get a slot I would be happy to piss in a cup. I don’t cheat! If I did not train enough/race fast enough then I don’t deserve it.
I guarantee they would not let you
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Don’t want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?
I would love Ironman for just one race to test everyone after the race. I know it would be a huge undertaking but just do it once so we can get a sampling.
Does doping really work?
Not really… all part of a conspiracy theory peddled by the big drug testing corporations so they can make buckets of money. It’s all fake news
Don’t want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?
I would love Ironman for just one race to test everyone after the race. I know it would be a huge undertaking but just do it once so we can get a sampling.
Me too. If I were independently wealthy I would offer to pay for it.
They don’t want to know.
They don’t want to know.
This. They wouldn’t want to deal with the fallout, and the loss of $$ due to banning hundreds of people from their races!
Lock down the hotel.
Get everyone in the lobby.
Don’t let anyone leave till you find out
Don’t want to start a twitch hunt, but upon returning from bike check-in this afternoon, my friend who is staying at the Embassy Suites in The Woodlands found a package insert for Testosterone topical solution lying on the floor of the Second floor. Lots of fast guys saying here. Doper or just a coincidence?
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Ok, everybody remain calm. We don’t want to have to hurt anyone. As soon as we find the doper you can all go back to your rooms.
And we all know how this movie turned out 
Ok, everybody remain calm. We don’t want to have to hurt anyone. As soon as we find the doper you can all go back to your rooms.
If we’re doing the same with all the drafters, we’re going to need a big room. A much, much bigger room.