CNN Exit Poll

WTF???

Kerry voters felt the top issues were: The Economy, Iraq and Healthcare.

Bush voters felt the top issues were: Moral Values and Security.

Moral values? Please. Let’s translate that:

I believe in Jesus. Bush believes in Jesus. Kerry doesn’t (at least that what Bush told me). I must vote for bush.

Sheep.

Wrong there.

Wasn’t it Jesus that said, “Praise the rich, F the poor”?

More like, “I believe it’s OK to cloak myself in Jesus’ name, then proceed to do as he told us not to.”
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LOL. Moral values? From people publishing stuff like…

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I wasn’t commenting on the validity of exit polls in picking the winner, just the reason they chose to vote for their candidate.

Don’t be a hater, Joe. Jesus wouldn’t want you to be that :wink:

Seriously, exit polls are notoriously WRONG when it comes to predicting anything other than the total uselessness of exit polling. Exit polling said that Erskine Bolles was beatin’ the crap outta Libby Dole in the '02 Senatorial race. Carville ended up with a trashcan on his head on CNN in that faux pas.

It’s going to be a long day. Everyone sit tight. After all, it ain’t “rocket surgery” ;-))

K

And you’ve come to the conclusion that the people who vote for Bush are religious fanatics. How very open-minded of you.

He would wish for me to speak the truth, as I do, and to hate those that I see fit to hate! :wink: (Why can we only post emotion icons in our private messages, that is lame.) You are right though, exit polls are totally retarded yet we are all salivating over them.

No, I think that some of them are inbred rednecks, too.

He would wish for me to speak the truth, as I do…


Is that in the vein of “to which we hold these truths to be self-evident”? I don’t think so. The truth is probably, like most everything else in this world, somewhere in the middle. And neither you nor I occupy space even closely resembling the middle of this debate :wink:

Immanuel Kant Kahuna

As usual, I find myself in awe of your superior argument.

He would wish for me to speak the truth, as I do…


Is that in the vein of “to which we hold these truths to be self-evident”? I don’t think so. The truth is probably, like most everything else in this world, somewhere in the middle. And neither you nor I occupy space even closely resembling the middle of this debate :wink:

Immanuel Kant Kahuna

The truth is found in the crack between the two worlds. Of course those people on crack can’t tell us with accuracy what’s in their world, so we’re left in the dark, where Jesus doesn’t want us to be. Maybe Jesus wants us to smoke more crack?

Joseph Carlos Castaneda Wiley.

That’s a good one. I tip my hat to you, Mr. Castenada. Out here in Hawaii, though, we’re all hooked on crystal methamphetamine because (don’t you know?) crack just doesn’t give us that “kick” anymore :wink:

“My Hands Are Too Jittery To Type” Kahuna

So…what’s the problem?

Uncomfortable with the truth?

ballpark…don’t forget, some of them are simply as stupid as he is…so let’s see, religious fanatics, rednecks and dumbasses…does that cover all of the bases…hmmm, yep, at least from those that I’ve met.

“And you’ve come to the conclusion that the people who vote for Bush are religious fanatics.”

How do you think he won the governor of Texas job? Watched a good PBS documentary that suggested exactly that.

Dude if you don’t like the USA why don’t you just move to Canada.

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Don’t forget cold. very cold.

Long live the counter coup.

OC uber alles.

Well, if PBS would suggest that, it must be true.

**ballpark…don’t forget, some of them are simply as stupid as he is…so let’s see, religious fanatics, rednecks and dumbasses…does that cover all of the bases…hmmm, yep, at least from those that I’ve met. **


Hey, swimmie? Got somebody that wants to give you a little message. Hold on…I’ll get him on the phone. Okay, here he is now:

“It’s all about STRATEGERY, swimmie…if ya teach that to yer swimmers, they cain’t go wrong!”

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“He May Not Be As Dumb As Y’all Think” Kahuna