Church of the Lanceology

book to come
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Isn’t it true that the L in L Ron Hubbard is actually…

Lance?

See - he really IS God.

Now, send him all of your money.

are you picking up my brainwaves again?

sorry…I just read something on the Scientology…sorry mr marty
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This is so excting that I just jummped off my sofa and hugged my dog for 10 minutes proclaiming how wonderful she is…I think I am going to go back to the sofa and stand on it a while longer
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