Carlos Ray Norris
March 10, 1940 (1940-03-10) (age 69)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris
When he turns 70 next year he will finally feel winning Kona will be a sufficient challenge.
His plan is to start with the age groupers and hit the tape before the first pro male.
I plan to draft behind him on the swim because the water parts for him out of fear. We also need to remember that Chuck Norris does not age by human years but much like the gods.
I was going to make a comment about Chuck being old but before I finished I received two roundhouse kicks to my face.
I was going to make a comment about Chuck being old but before I finished I received two roundhouse kicks to my face.
Chuck Norris only ages if he wants to.
Chuck Norris does not blow out the candles on his birthday cake, he wills them out.
Chuck Norris’ birthday cake is made from gravel, glass and shards of PVC pipe, with motor oil added for flavor.
Chuck Norris could make the winds on the Queen K subside out of fear.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks father time in the face, while riding a narwhal.
Chuck Norris is a bitch…
Chuck Norris does not blow out the candles on his birthday cake, he wills them out.
The candles would cower in fear and refuse to be lit.
Chuck Norris is a bitch…
Chuck Norris has just exterminated TRI_JRS…
Chuck Norris could win the Tour on a single-speed — mountain bike.
Chuck Norris had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Isn’t funny, stop laughing.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is a bitch…
Chuck Norris has just exterminated TRI_JRS…
chuck norris and jack lalane are going to have a contest to see who can pull the most boats with the the most women in during the kona ironman swim… my bet is with jack
He out-lived Bruce Lee, and that something! Forget about his loss in the Coliseum.
Chuck Norris is 69…Chuck Norris invented 69.
Bah dum bum.